When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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