im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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