But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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