Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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