She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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