I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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