How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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