Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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