I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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