one two three fourrrrnication!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Boobs speak an international language.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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