I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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