i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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