handjob tips. give me some.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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