I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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