"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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