So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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