can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You are the jesus of drinking
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
is that a dick in a sweater?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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