Dual....:-)
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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