We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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