I don't think brook has ever known best
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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