everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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