i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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