I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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