tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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