Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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