38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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