It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
how drunk are you?
Several
I want a musical about memes.
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