idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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