I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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