The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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