Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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