Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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