it wasn't lemon gatorade
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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