It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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