My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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