the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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