so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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