If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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