Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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