god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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