Small penises have feelings too.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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