I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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