Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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