I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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