at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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