So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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