Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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