well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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