So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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