It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
