let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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