do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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