that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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