I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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