I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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