Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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