Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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