I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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