sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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